-What's the difference between a Transcona Girl and a Man?
Transcona Girls have higher sperm counts.
-What's the difference between a Transcona Girl and a puppet?
You can only get one hand up a puppet.
- What's the difference between a Transcona Girl and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out of it.
-What's the difference between a Transcona Girl and a condom?
You only use a condom once.
-What's the diference between a Transcona Girl and Lionel Ritchie?
Lionel Ritchie doesn't bleach his moustache.
-What's the difference between a Transcona Girl and a fish and chip shop?
You can't get crabs in a fish and chip shop.
-What's the difference between a Transcona Girl and a plate of spaghetti?
A plate of spaghetti moves when you eat it.
-What's the difference between a Transcona Girl and a supermarket cart?
A supermarket cart has a mind of its own.
-What's the difference between a Transcona Girl and a washing machine?
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week.
-What's the difference between a Transcona Girl and The Titanic?
Fewer people went down on the Titanic.
-What's the difference between a Transcona Girl and a carpenter?
A Transcona girl has longer nails.
-What's the difference between a Transcona Girl and a German Shepherd dog?
Lip gloss.
-What's the difference between a Transcona Girl and a CBC radio station?
Only 40% of M.B can pick up the CBC.
- What's the difference between a Transcona Girl and a Club Med 18-30 holiday?
On the Club Med 18-30 holiday there's only a 98% chance of sex