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Shayna

Transcona Girl Jokes

-What's the difference between a Transcona Girl and a Man? 

Transcona Girls have higher sperm counts.

-What's the difference between a Transcona Girl and a puppet?

You can only get one hand up a puppet.

- What's the difference between a Transcona Girl and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out of it.

-What's the difference between a Transcona Girl and a condom?

You only use a condom once.

-What's the diference between a Transcona Girl and Lionel Ritchie?

Lionel Ritchie doesn't bleach his moustache.

-What's the difference between a Transcona Girl and a fish and chip shop?

You can't get crabs in a fish and chip shop.

-What's the difference between a Transcona Girl and a plate of spaghetti?

A plate of spaghetti moves when you eat it.

-What's the difference between a Transcona Girl and a supermarket cart?

A supermarket cart has a mind of its own.

-What's the difference between a Transcona Girl and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week.

-What's the difference between a Transcona Girl and The Titanic?

 Fewer people went down on the Titanic.

-What's the difference between a Transcona Girl and a carpenter?

A Transcona girl has longer nails.

-What's the difference between a Transcona Girl and a German Shepherd dog?

Lip gloss.

-What's the difference between a Transcona Girl and a CBC radio station?

Only 40% of M.B can pick up the CBC.

- What's the difference between a Transcona Girl and a Club Med 18-30 holiday?

On the Club Med 18-30 holiday there's only a 98% chance of sex